Ten Ways to Impress Your Girlfriend
January 13, 2010
We know what its all about guys… brownie points. You need a significant amount stored up for those days when you tell your girlfriend what you really think of her parents or some other thing you wish never came out of your mouth. Here are ten ways to impress your lady and rack up major brownie points in the process:
1. Give her flowers for no reason at all, just to say I love you [or if you are a wimp and you have not said I love you yet, to say I care].
2. Make her dinner and do all the dishes and clean up by yourself.
3. Call her at work and tell her you were thinking about her and just wanted to hear her voice [trust me this one is REALLY good].
4. Be nice to her cat!
5. Learn how to unhook a bra with one hand while kissing her. [Practice on a pillow. Its really annoying when guys can't do this, and a big turn on when they can.]
6. DO NOT look at other women when you go out on dates. EVER!
7. Keep track of little things she likes and her preferences. For example, if she likes honey turkey, pick up that brand and say “you like honey turkey right babe?” Big points.
8. Make a point of not looking at your phone when it rings now and then. When she asks if you are going to get that tell her, “No, the only person I want to talk to is right in front of me.”
9. Bathe
10. Take one for the team and suggest a chick flick.
Okay, go impress her!
